

My self-summary
When classical musicians party, do they do cello shots?
Flurry of random facts:
I'm the voice of Little Caesar's famous "PIZZA! PIZZA!" tagline.
Jim Henson's death came as I was seeking an audition.
I've ridden a bull.
There's a Harley in my garage that needs to get out more.
Less than 1/3 of people would rather call than text.
I wonder how many immediately click away from my page after reading the "cello shots" thing.
What I'm doing with my life
Realizing there's an age at which your kids keep getting older, but you do not.
I'm really good at
Making ridiculous observations.
Spelling. I'm just not sure I could ever really connect with someone who writes "should of" in place of "should've."
It makes me wanna throw kittens.
The first things people usually notice about me
My extraordinarily unremarkable and average height!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
F.R.I.E.N.D.S is the answer to all of these. I've got books on the show, I'd watch a movie on the show if there was one (creater Kevin Bright said not gana happen), I've got a playlist of music that was mentioned/featured in the show, and me and my kids even have made meals where every dish was something from the show.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S trivia: who was the only FRIEND to kiss all the other FRIENDS?
You should message me if
You "get" Zoolander.
You are not a militant vegan.
You understand the difference between "then" and "than."
You're fairly tolerant of really cheezy jokes.